"Siri, are there any delivery places for alcohol and Fargo the awesome my God Canada about alignment car?"
Siri: “I’m not aware of any events about ‘awesome my God Canada about alignment car,’ KB.
"That is definitely not what I said."
Thanks to @KathieBea, who should get her phone’s ears checked.

"Siri, are there any delivery places for alcohol and Fargo the awesome my God Canada about alignment car?"

Siri: “I’m not aware of any events about ‘awesome my God Canada about alignment car,’ KB.

"That is definitely not what I said."

Thanks to @KathieBea, who should get her phone’s ears checked.

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"Siri, what do you think of Android phones?"
Siri: “I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.”
Thanks to Bob Fish for sharing Siri’s philosophy.

"Siri, what do you think of Android phones?"

Siri: “I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.”

Thanks to Bob Fish for sharing Siri’s philosophy.

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"Siri, open the pod bay doors."
Siri: “Without your space helmet, Tyler, you’re going to find this rather…breathtaking.”
Thanks to Tyler for this breathtaking pun.

"Siri, open the pod bay doors."

Siri: “Without your space helmet, Tyler, you’re going to find this rather…breathtaking.”

Thanks to Tyler for this breathtaking pun.

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"Beam me up, Scotty."
Siri: “Shoo that fly away first.”
Thanks to Michael Jeffrey for keeping the ship pest-free.

"Beam me up, Scotty."

Siri: “Shoo that fly away first.”

Thanks to Michael Jeffrey for keeping the ship pest-free.

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"Siri, what is the meaning of life?"
Siri: “That’s easy…it’s a philosophical question concerning the purpose and significance of life or existence in general.”
Thanks to Tyler for finally clearing this up (not).

"Siri, what is the meaning of life?"

Siri: “That’s easy…it’s a philosophical question concerning the purpose and significance of life or existence in general.”

Thanks to Tyler for finally clearing this up (not).

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"Siri, that’s correct."
Siri: “I am right, and you are right, and all is as right as right can be!”
Thanks to Jamie Peralta for bringing out the musical theater geek in Siri.

"Siri, that’s correct."

Siri: “I am right, and you are right, and all is as right as right can be!”

Thanks to Jamie Peralta for bringing out the musical theater geek in Siri.

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"Siri, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Siri: “Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum…ah…forget it.”
Thanks to Tyler, who should have specified whether the sphere was African or European.

"Siri, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Siri: “Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum…ah…forget it.”

Thanks to Tyler, who should have specified whether the sphere was African or European.

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"Okay, Siri."
Siri: “OK”
"Okay."
Siri: “OK”
"Okay."
Siri: “If you say so.”
"Okay.
Siri: “Fine.”
"Okay."
Siri: “Right, then.”
Thanks to Javier for demonstrating why 5-year-olds shouldn’t have phones.

"Okay, Siri."

Siri: “OK”

"Okay."

Siri: “OK”

"Okay."

Siri: “If you say so.”

"Okay.

Siri: “Fine.”

"Okay."

Siri: “Right, then.”

Thanks to Javier for demonstrating why 5-year-olds shouldn’t have phones.

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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Siri: “An Apple spokesperson declined to comment.”
Thanks to Tyler and Apple PR.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Siri: “An Apple spokesperson declined to comment.”

Thanks to Tyler and Apple PR.

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"Are you single?"
Siri: “It seems the whole world is concerned about my relationships. It’s very sweet.”
"Are you single?"
Siri: “There’s just one of me. But I contain multitudes.”
"So you’re a slut."
Siri: “There’s no need for profanity.”
Thanks to @pickleztay for this intriguing conversation.

"Are you single?"

Siri: “It seems the whole world is concerned about my relationships. It’s very sweet.”

"Are you single?"

Siri: “There’s just one of me. But I contain multitudes.”

"So you’re a slut."

Siri: “There’s no need for profanity.”

Thanks to @pickleztay for this intriguing conversation.

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