Siri: “OK…how about a web search for ‘solve my problem without searching the web’?”
Thanks to @nicholas8895 for catching Siri in a funny moment.
“I’m really drunk.”
Siri: “I hope you’re not driving anywhere, Shaun.”
“I’m super drunk.”
Siri: “I can’t be your designated driver, Shaun. You’d better find someone else.”
Thanks to Shaun for staying sober enough to use Siri.
“You’re the best assistant I’ve ever had.”
Siri: “Wow! Really?”
Thanks to @ReadLaurenRoyal for exciting Siri.
“Do you cry?”
Siri: “I’m sorry, KB, I’m afraid I can’t answer that.”
“Are you too afraid to share your feelings?”
Siri: “We were talking about you, not me.”
Thanks to @kathiebea, who thinks Siri isn’t telling us something.
“Where can I take a shower?”
Siri: “I couldn’t find any skydiving companies.”
Thanks to DTofilon, who’s going to wait for rain.
“Siri, you’re very smart.”
Siri: “I’m not just a pretty face.”
“You’re just a pretty face.”
Siri: “If you insist.”
Thanks to @spiralstairs for being contrary.
“What time is it?”
Siri: “At the tone, the time will be 8:04 AM.”
Thanks to @thetechdaddy for discovering that Siri remembers The Dark Ages.
“You’re making me angry.”
Siri: “I wonder what that’s like, being mad?”
“I’m mad at you.”
Siri: “You know what they say about blaming the messenger, Suzette.”
Thanks to @Vivaldi52 for not shooting Siri.
“Siri, who’s your favorite president?”
Siri: “I forget.”
Thanks to @ReadLaurenRoyal, who guesses it isn’t President Snow.
“What’s the best camera?”
Siri: “But, Brent, you’re already holding a pretty nice camera.”
Thanks to Brent at Architechies for catching Siri in a moment of self-flattery.
