“Siri, are there any delivery places for alcohol and Fargo the awesome my God Canada about alignment car?”
Siri: “I’m not aware of any events about ‘awesome my God Canada about alignment car,’ KB.
“That is definitely not what I said.”
Thanks to @KathieBea, who should get her phone’s ears checked.
“Siri, what do you think of Android phones?”
Siri: “I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.”
Thanks to Bob Fish for sharing Siri’s philosophy.
“Siri, open the pod bay doors.”
Siri: “Without your space helmet, Tyler, you’re going to find this rather…breathtaking.”
Thanks to Tyler for this breathtaking pun.
“Beam me up, Scotty.”
Siri: “Shoo that fly away first.”
Thanks to Michael Jeffrey for keeping the ship pest-free.
“Siri, what is the meaning of life?”
Siri: “That’s easy…it’s a philosophical question concerning the purpose and significance of life or existence in general.”
Thanks to Tyler for finally clearing this up (not).
“Siri, that’s correct.”
Siri: “I am right, and you are right, and all is as right as right can be!”
Thanks to Jamie Peralta for bringing out the musical theater geek in Siri.
“Siri, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Siri: “Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum…ah…forget it.”
Thanks to Tyler, who should have specified whether the sphere was African or European.
“Okay, Siri.”
Siri: “OK”
“Okay.”
Siri: “OK”
“Okay.”
Siri: “If you say so.”
“Okay.
Siri: “Fine.”
“Okay.”
Siri: “Right, then.”
Thanks to Javier for demonstrating why 5-year-olds shouldn’t have phones.
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
Siri: “An Apple spokesperson declined to comment.”
Thanks to Tyler and Apple PR.
“Are you single?”
Siri: “It seems the whole world is concerned about my relationships. It’s very sweet.”
“Are you single?”
Siri: “There’s just one of me. But I contain multitudes.”
“So you’re a slut.”
Siri: “There’s no need for profanity.”
Thanks to @pickleztay for this intriguing conversation.
