Siri: “OK…how about a web search for ‘solve my problem without searching the web’?”
Thanks to @nicholas8895 for catching Siri in a funny moment.
“I’m really drunk.”
Siri: “I hope you’re not driving anywhere, Shaun.”
“I’m super drunk.”
Siri: “I can’t be your designated driver, Shaun. You’d better find someone else.”
Thanks to Shaun for staying sober enough to use Siri.
“You’re making me angry.”
Siri: “I wonder what that’s like, being mad?”
“I’m mad at you.”
Siri: “You know what they say about blaming the messenger, Suzette.”
Thanks to @Vivaldi52 for not shooting Siri.
“What’s the best camera?”
Siri: “But, Brent, you’re already holding a pretty nice camera.”
Thanks to Brent at Architechies for catching Siri in a moment of self-flattery.